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ooaooboocoodooeoo
oofoogoohooioojoo
ookooloomoonoopoo
ooqooroosootoouoo
oovoowooxooyoozoo

nnAnnBnnCnn
nnDnnEnnFnnGnnHnn
nnInnJnnKnnLnnMnn
nnNnnOnnPnnQnnRnn
nnSnnTnnUnnVnnWnn
nnXnnYnnZnn

ooAooBooCoo
ooDooEooFooGooHoo
ooIooJooKooLooMoo
ooNooOooPooQooRoo
ooSooTooUooVooWoo
ooXooYooZoo

H H A H H T H H V H H W H H Y H H
O O A O O T O O V O O W O O Y O O

HAHBHCHDHEHFH
HGHIHJHKHLHMHNH
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OAOBOCODOEOFO
OGOHOIOJOKOLOMO
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Stephenson Blake Testing Sheet - 32px

COMMOONWEALTH? WARWICKSHIRE; BALACLAVAH!
BIRMINGHAM OSSORY'S MUZZLEM ENJOYMÆNTS
SUPPROSSŒNS LIVEERPOOL SOCIETIES QURQUHARTS
SHEFFIELD UNITED: VECCHI-HINTTING

HHAAHBBHCCHDDHEEHFFHGGHIIHJJHKKHLLHMMH
HNNHOOHPPHQQHRRHSSHTTHUUHVVHWWHXXH
HYYHZZHÆÆHŒŒH&c.,&c.      HHOOH. nnoon.

hammond; welchpool: carboniferous! weed-haarlem hoddledop
moggorton's divines excelent quinquennial ixias maccabees
commoonwealth? tarquin possessions patriarchs inflame
muzzlem (sanctified) deschæpeles sumœtra nwaveyn

nnaanbbnccnddneenffnggnhhniinjjnkknllnmmnoon
nppnqqnrrnssnttnuunvvnwwnxxnyynzznæænœœn
nfifinflflnffffnffiffinfflffln&c.,&c.     November 26th, 1958

nn,,n..n::n--n     HH!!H??H‘H’H“H”H

£00110220330440550660770880990£
$03192834754159261483759171$

Source: Leslie Cabarga's Kern King http://logofontandlettering.com/kernking.html

Part 1: All Lowercase - 32px

lynx tuft frogs, dolphins abduct by proxy the ever awkward klutz, dud, dummkopf, jinx snubnose filmgoer, orphan sgt. renfruw grudgek reyfus, md. sikh psych if halt tympany jewelry sri heh! twyer vs jojo pneu fylfot alcaaba son of nonplussed halfbreed bubbly playboy guggenheim daddy coccyx sgraffito effect, vacuum dirndle impossible attempt to disvalue, muzzle the afghan czech czar and exninja, bob bixby dvorak wood dhurrie savvy, dizzy eye aeon circumcision uvula scrungy picnic luxurious special type carbohydrate ovoid adzuki kumquat bomb? afterglows gold girl pygmy gnome lb. ankhs acme aggroupment akmed brouhha tv wt. ujjain ms. oz abacus mnemonics bhikku khaki bwana aorta embolism vivid owls often kvetch otherwise, wysiwyg densfort wright you’ve absorbed rhythm, put obstacle kyaks krieg kern wurst subject enmity equity coquet quorum pique tzetse hepzibah sulfhydryl briefcase ajax ehler kafka fjord elfship halfdressed jugful eggcup hummingbirds swingdevil bagpipe legwork reproachful hunchback archknave baghdad wejh rijswijk rajbansi rajput ajdir okay weekday obfuscate subpoena liebknecht marcgravia ecbolic arcticward dickcissel pincpinc boldface maidkin adjective adcraft adman dwarfness applejack darkbrown kiln palzy always farmland flimflam unbossy nonlineal stepbrother lapdog stopgap sx countdown basketball beaujolais vb. flowchart aztec lazy bozo syrup tarzan annoying dyke yucky hawg gagzhukz cuzco squire when hiho mayhem nietzsche szasz gumdrop milk emplotment ambidextrously lacquer byway ecclesiastes stubchen hobgoblins crabmill aqua hawaii blvd. subquality byzantine empire debt obvious cervantes jekabzeel anecdote flicflac mechanicville bedbug couldn’t i’ve it’s they’ll they’d dpt. headquarter burkhardt xerxes atkins govt. ebenezer lg. lhama amtrak amway fixity axmen quumbabda upjohn hrumpf

Part 1: All Uppercase - 32px

LYNX TUFT FROGS, DOLPHINS ABDUCT BY PROXY THE EVER AWKWARD KLUTZ, DUD, DUMMKOPF, JINX SNUBNOSE FILMGOER, ORPHAN SGT. RENFRUW GRUDGEK REYFUS, MD. SIKH PSYCH IF HALT TYMPANY JEWELRY SRI HEH! TWYER VS JOJO PNEU FYLFOT ALCAABA SON OF NONPLUSSED HALFBREED BUBBLY PLAYBOY GUGGENHEIM DADDY COCCYX SGRAFFITO EFFECT, VACUUM DIRNDLE IMPOSSIBLE ATTEMPT TO DISVALUE, MUZZLE THE AFGHAN CZECH CZAR AND EXNINJA, BOB BIXBY DVORAK WOOD DHURRIE SAVVY, DIZZY EYE AEON CIRCUMCISION UVULA SCRUNGY PICNIC LUXURIOUS SPECIAL TYPE CARBOHYDRATE OVOID ADZUKI KUMQUAT BOMB? AFTERGLOWS GOLD GIRL PYGMY GNOME LB. ANKHS ACME AGGROUPMENT AKMED BROUHHA TV WT. UJJAIN MS. OZ ABACUS MNEMONICS BHIKKU KHAKI BWANA AORTA EMBOLISM VIVID OWLS OFTEN KVETCH OTHERWISE, WYSIWYG DENSFORT WRIGHT YOU’VE ABSORBED RHYTHM, PUT OBSTACLE KYAKS KRIEG KERN WURST SUBJECT ENMITY EQUITY COQUET QUORUM PIQUE TZETSE HEPZIBAH SULFHYDRYL BRIEFCASE AJAX EHLER KAFKA FJORD ELFSHIP HALFDRESSED JUGFUL EGGCUP HUMMINGBIRDS SWINGDEVIL BAGPIPE LEGWORK REPROACHFUL HUNCHBACK ARCHKNAVE BAGHDAD WEJH RIJSWIJK RAJBANSI RAJPUT AJDIR OKAY WEEKDAY OBFUSCATE SUBPOENA LIEBKNECHT MARCGRAVIA ECBOLIC ARCTICWARD DICKCISSEL PINCPINC BOLDFACE MAIDKIN ADJECTIVE ADCRAFT ADMAN DWARFNESS APPLEJACK DARKBROWN KILN PALZY ALWAYS FARMLAND FLIMFLAM UNBOSSY NONLINEAL STEPBROTHER LAPDOG STOPGAP SX COUNTDOWN BASKETBALL BEAUJOLAIS VB. FLOWCHART AZTEC LAZY BOZO SYRUP TARZAN ANNOYING DYKE YUCKY HAWG GAGZHUKZ CUZCO SQUIRE WHEN HIHO MAYHEM NIETZSCHE SZASZ GUMDROP MILK EMPLOTMENT AMBIDEXTROUSLY LACQUER BYWAY ECCLESIASTES STUBCHEN HOBGOBLINS CRABMILL AQUA HAWAII BLVD. SUBQUALITY BYZANTINE EMPIRE DEBT OBVIOUS CERVANTES JEKABZEEL ANECDOTE FLICFLAC MECHANICVILLE BEDBUG COULDN’T I’VE IT’S THEY’LL THEY’D DPT. HEADQUARTER BURKHARDT XERXES ATKINS GOVT. EBENEZER LG. LHAMA AMTRAK AMWAY FIXITY AXMEN QUUMBABDA UPJOHN HRUMPF

Part 2: Most Common Initial Caps - 32px

Aaron Abraham Adam Aeneas Agfa Ahoy Aileen Akbar Alanon Americanism Anglican Aorta April Fool’s Day Aqua Lung (Tm.) Arabic Ash Wednesday Authorized Version Ave Maria Away Axel Ay Aztec Bhutan Bill Bjorn Bk Btu. Bvart Bzonga California Cb Cd Cervantes Chicago Clute City, Tx. Cmdr. Cnossus Coco Cracker State, Georgia Cs Ct. Cwacker Cyrano David Debra Dharma Diane Djakarta Dm Dnepr Doris Dudley Dwayne Dylan Dzerzhinsk Eames Ectomorph Eden Eerie Effingham, Il. Egypt Eiffel Tower Eject Ekland Elmore Entreaty Eolian Epstein Equine Erasmus Eskimo Ethiopia Europe Eva Ewan Exodus Jan van Eyck Ezra Fabian February Fhara Fifi Fjord Florida Fm France Fs Ft. Fury Fyn Gabriel Gc Gdynia Gehrig Ghana Gilligan Karl Gjellerup Gk. Glen Gm Gnosis Gp.E. Gregory Gs Gt. Br. Guinevere Gwathmey Gypsy Gzags Hebrew Hf Hg Hileah Horace Hrdlicka Hsia Hts. Hubert Hwang Hai Hyacinth Hz. Iaccoca Ibsen Iceland Idaho If Iggy Ihre Ijit Ike Iliad Immediate Innocent Ione Ipswitch Iquarus Ireland Island It Iud Ivert Iwerks Ixnay Iy Jasper Jenks Jherry Jill Jm Jn Jorge Jr. Julie Kerry Kharma Kiki Klear Koko Kruse Kusack Kylie Laboe Lb. Leslie Lhihane Llama Lorrie Lt. Lucy Lyle Madeira Mechanic Mg. Minnie Morrie Mr. Ms. Mt. Music My Nanny Nellie Nillie Novocane Null Nyack Oak Oblique Occarina Odd Oedipus Off Ogmane Ohio Oil Oj Oklahoma Olio Omni Only Oops Opera Oqu Order Ostra Ottmar Out Ovum Ow Ox Oyster Oz Parade Pd. Pepe Pfister Pg. Phil Pippi Pj Please Pneumonia Porridge Price Psalm Pt. Purple Pv Pw Pyre Qt. Quincy Radio Rd. Red Rhea Right Rj Roche Rr Rs Rt. Rural Rwanda Ryder Sacrifice Series Sgraffito Shirt Sister Skeet Slow Smore Snoop Soon Special Squire Sr St. Suzy Svelte Swiss Sy Szach Td Teach There Title Total Trust Tsena Tulip Twice Tyler Tzean Ua Udder Ue Uf Ugh Uh Ui Uk Ul Um Unkempt Uo Up Uq Ursula Use Utmost Uvula Uw Uxurious Uzßai Valerie Velour Vh Vicky Volvo Vs Water Were Where With World Wt. Wulk Wyler Xavier Xerox Xi Xylophone Yaboe Year Yipes Yo Ypsilant Ys Yu Zabar’s Zero Zhane Zizi Zorro Zu Zy Don’t I’ll I’m I’se

32px Sentence Case

Abbygail Ability Abrupt Absolute Academy Accept Acquaint Action Adapt Adjunct Admirers Adverb Aegean Aeroport Aesthete Affable After Again Aggregate Agriculture Aha Alliteration Alpine Aluminum Always American Animal Anyway Aorta Aplomb Appear Apron Aqua Ardennes Arrange Asop Assimilate Assume Attitude Auction Average Avor Awesome Awful Awkward Axis Azureße

Backfire Background Ball Bangkok Banquet Baptism Barge Bashful Basque Bawl Bazaar Bel Bedpost Beefeater Beginning Behind Bellhop Bezel Bigtown Bismarck Blackjack Blacktop Blazer Blitz Bloom Blow Bobcat Bookcase Boxwood Bozo Brawn Brunch Buggy Bulge Bummer Buys Bygone Byte Byzantine

Calculate Camp Cantor Cash Celebration Certified Chamfer Child Chimney Church Circumflex Circumvent Clervaux Clever Cobweb Cockpit Cod Coffee Comb Community Company Cook Cop Coral Cotton Could Cover Crest Croquet Crowd Cupboard Cupcake Cutback

Dab Damage Damsel Daring Dass Dauntless Dawg Declared Deliver Did Dimly Dinner Dirty Does Donut Doppler Dose Dragon Drink Drive Dynamo

Each Earthquake Ebb Eccentric Economy Ecstasy Edelweiss Efficient Effort Egger Eggs Egypt Eject Elbows Elevate Eliminate Eminent Enterprise Eons Equestrian Equip Erschrift Erase Essence Estrange Etiquette Europe Everyday Everything Evolve Exact Excel Exchange Exhausting Expectation Extra Eyeball

Fall Fashion Fasting Feet Fence Fetch Fight Fishpond Flower Fluffy Fluid Fluss Font Forget Franklin Fridge Fun

Game Gel Get Girder Golly Gone Gong Goon Great Grope Gurge Gymnast

Halfway Halt Happy Harm Harness Healthier Helpful Hobo Homology Honeymoon Honor Hornet Hotplate How Humanity Humility Hundred Hybrid Hygienic

Icon Idiot Ignore Illumination Important Infinite Intrepid Invincible Irritate Iterate

Jar Jazzy Jelly Joint Joke Judgment Jumped Justice Juvenile

Kellogs Kind King Knight Knowledge Kumquat Kwikset

Lab Lesson Lightning Little Logjam Loner Long Lung

Manufacture Map Mash Master Mathematics May Medieval Member Men Mercy Metrics Minimum Misframe Mist Mother Mr. Ms Myself

Nanny Nasty Neither Nell Nerve Newmarket Nile Non Nothing Noxious

Oat Obfuscate Oblong Obstruct Obvious Octagon Oddball Oddity Offbeat Offensive Offer Offhand Offprint Oily Olympic Ominous Only Onyx Opportunity Optical Orange Ourselves Out Owl Oxbow Oxymoron

Paper Parcel Parks Parse Particularly Paths Pearl Pencil Pepper Perfect Pest Phase Philosophy Physical Pillow Plural Pod Popper Poppy Popular Portal Potter Preprint Pressure Price Prize Pro Puppet Puppy Pushcart

Queen Question Qwertzuiop

Receive Record Red Reek Referee Rest Retro Ripped Risk Roses Rower Runny

Said Sam Sample Sand Sap Say School Shame Shine Shop Sick Significant Silken Silly Sister Sitting Skate Skill Slab Slave Slip Slop Slot Slow Smell Smoke Snoop Snow Soap Sock Soggy Soho Sorrow Soup South Spoke Spruce Square Squid Star Stickman Stiffs Stop Street Strofe Subhead Subject Submit Subplot Subs Subtle Subtype Success Sue Suffer Sultry Sunny Superb Surprise Sword System

Ter Tambourine Tangerine Task Tatter Taxman Temptation Tenaru Tennis Terminal Terry Tests Theater Themselves Theology They Think Those Thoughtless Thud Thug Thwack Tippy Tipsy Tomorrow Toronto Total Trac Trial Troy Truck Truk Tub Tuna Tungsten Typografie Tussie Twist Type Typhoon

Ugly Uh Umbrella Undefined Underwear Upbeat Upper Uptown Usage Utter

Valley Valve Vampire Vat Vegetable Very Vile Vindicator Vodka Volga Volume Volva Vrooooom Vulcan Vulgar

Wack Wacombiere Waft Wallow Werme Warmth Warps Wasp Wavy Web Wedding Welcome Wheeler When Whine Wildcat Winter Woman Wonder Woodlark World Worry Wreck Wring Wunder Warmer

Xray

Yankee Year Yellow Yippee Yours

Zealous Zero Zigzag Zombie Zurich Zygote

32px All Caps

ABBYGAIL ABILITY ABRUPT ABSOLUTE ACADEMY ACCEPT ACQUAINT ACTION ADAPT ADJUNCT ADMIRERS ADVERB AEGEAN AEROPORT AESTHETE AFFABLE AFTER AGAIN AGGREGATE AGRICULTURE AHA ALLITERATION ALPINE ALUMINUM ALWAYS AMERICAN ANIMAL ANYWAY AORTA APLOMB APPEAR APRON AQUA ARDENNES ARRANGE ASOP ASSIMILATE ASSUME ATTITUDE AUCTION AVERAGE AVOR AWESOME AWFUL AWKWARD AXIS AZUREßE

BACKFIRE BACKGROUND BALL BANGKOK BANQUET BAPTISM BARGE BASHFUL BASQUE BAWL BAZAAR BEL BEDPOST BEEFEATER BEGINNING BEHIND BELLHOP BEZEL BIGTOWN BISMARCK BLACKJACK BLACKTOP BLAZER BLITZ BLOOM BLOW BOBCAT BOOKCASE BOXWOOD BOZO BRAWN BRUNCH BUGGY BULGE BUMMER BUYS BYGONE BYTE BYZANTINE

CALCULATE CAMP CANTOR CASH CELEBRATION CERTIFIED CHAMFER CHILD CHIMNEY CHURCH CIRCUMFLEX CIRCUMVENT CLERVAUX CLEVER COBWEB COCKPIT COD COFFEE COMB COMMUNITY COMPANY COOK COP CORAL COTTON COULD COVER CREST CROQUET CROWD CUPBOARD CUPCAKE CUTBACK

DAB DAMAGE DAMSEL DARING DASS DAUNTLESS DAWG DECLARED DELIVER DID DIMLY DINNER DIRTY DOES DONUT DOPPLER DOSE DRAGON DRINK DRIVE DYNAMO

EACH EARTHQUAKE EBB ECCENTRIC ECONOMY ECSTASY EDELWEISS EFFICIENT EFFORT EGGER EGGS EGYPT EJECT ELBOWS ELEVATE ELIMINATE EMINENT ENTERPRISE EONS EQUESTRIAN EQUIP ERSCHRIFT ERASE ESSENCE ESTRANGE ETIQUETTE EUROPE EVERYDAY EVERYTHING EVOLVE EXACT EXCEL EXCHANGE EXHAUSTING EXPECTATION EXTRA EYEBALL

FALL FASHION FASTING FEET FENCE FETCH FIGHT FISHPOND FLOWER FLUFFY FLUID FLUSS FONT FORGET FRANKLIN FRIDGE FUN

GAME GEL GET GIRDER GOLLY GONE GONG GOON GREAT GROPE GURGE GYMNAST

HALFWAY HALT HAPPY HARM HARNESS HEALTHIER HELPFUL HOBO HOMOLOGY HONEYMOON HONOR HORNET HOTPLATE HOW HUMANITY HUMILITY HUNDRED HYBRID HYGIENIC

ICON IDIOT IGNORE ILLUMINATION IMPORTANT INFINITE INTREPID INVINCIBLE IRRITATE ITERATE

JAR JAZZY JELLY JOINT JOKE JUDGMENT JUMPED JUSTICE JUVENILE

KELLOGS KIND KING KNIGHT KNOWLEDGE KUMQUAT KWIKSET

LAB LESSON LIGHTNING LITTLE LOGJAM LONER LONG LUNG

MANUFACTURE MAP MASH MASTER MATHEMATICS MAY MEDIEVAL MEMBER MEN MERCY METRICS MINIMUM MISFRAME MIST MOTHER MR. MS MYSELF

NANNY NASTY NEITHER NELL NERVE NEWMARKET NILE NON NOTHING NOXIOUS

OAT OBFUSCATE OBLONG OBSTRUCT OBVIOUS OCTAGON ODDBALL ODDITY OFFBEAT OFFENSIVE OFFER OFFHAND OFFPRINT OILY OLYMPIC OMINOUS ONLY ONYX OPPORTUNITY OPTICAL ORANGE OURSELVES OUT OWL OXBOW OXYMORON

PAPER PARCEL PARKS PARSE PARTICULARLY PATHS PEARL PENCIL PEPPER PERFECT PEST PHASE PHILOSOPHY PHYSICAL PILLOW PLURAL POD POPPER POPPY POPULAR PORTAL POTTER PREPRINT PRESSURE PRICE PRIZE PRO PUPPET PUPPY PUSHCART

QUEEN QUESTION QWERTZUIOP

RECEIVE RECORD RED REEK REFEREE REST RETRO RIPPED RISK ROSES ROWER RUNNY

SAID SAM SAMPLE SAND SAP SAY SCHOOL SHAME SHINE SHOP SICK SIGNIFICANT SILKEN SILLY SISTER SITTING SKATE SKILL SLAB SLAVE SLIP SLOP SLOT SLOW SMELL SMOKE SNOOP SNOW SOAP SOCK SOGGY SOHO SORROW SOUP SOUTH SPOKE SPRUCE SQUARE SQUID STAR STICKMAN STIFFS STOP STREET STROFE SUBHEAD SUBJECT SUBMIT SUBPLOT SUBS SUBTLE SUBTYPE SUCCESS SUE SUFFER SULTRY SUNNY SUPERB SURPRISE SWORD SYSTEM

TER TAMBOURINE TANGERINE TASK TATTER TAXMAN TEMPTATION TENARU TENNIS TERMINAL TERRY TESTS THEATER THEMSELVES THEOLOGY THEY THINK THOSE THOUGHTLESS THUD THUG THWACK TIPPY TIPSY TOMORROW TORONTO TOTAL TRAC TRIAL TROY TRUCK TRUK TUB TUNA TUNGSTEN TYPOGRAFIE TUSSIE TWIST TYPE TYPHOON

UGLY UH UMBRELLA UNDEFINED UNDERWEAR UPBEAT UPPER UPTOWN USAGE UTTER

VALLEY VALVE VAMPIRE VAT VEGETABLE VERY VILE VINDICATOR VODKA VOLGA VOLUME VOLVA VROOOOOM VULCAN VULGAR

WACK WACOMBIERE WAFT WALLOW WERME WARMTH WARPS WASP WAVY WEB WEDDING WELCOME WHEELER WHEN WHINE WILDCAT WINTER WOMAN WONDER WOODLARK WORLD WORRY WRECK WRING WUNDER WARMER

XRAY

YANKEE YEAR YELLOW YIPPEE YOURS

ZEALOUS ZERO ZIGZAG ZOMBIE ZURICH ZYGOTE

Impallari's Minimal Kerning Pairs Checklist

Cap to Cap

HHATAHH HHTÆHH
HHAUAHH HHUÆHH
HHAVAHH HHVÆHH
HHAWAHH HHWÆHH
HHAYAHH HHYÆHH
HHAOAHH HHAQAHH HHACHH HHAGHH HHDAHH
HHOÆHH HHDÆHH HHQÆHH
HHOTOHH HHQTQHH HHDTHH HHTCHH HHTGHH
HHOVOHH HHQVQHH HHDVHH HHVCHH HHVGHH
HHOWOHH HHQWQHH HHDWHH HHWCHH HHWGHH
HHOXOHH HHQXQHH HHDXHH HHXCHH HHXGHH
HHOYOHH HHQYQHH HHDYHH HHYCHH HHYGHH
HHKOHH HHKCHH HHKGHH HHKQHH
HHLOHH HHLCHH HHLGHH HHLQHH
HHEOHH HHECHH HHEGHH HHEQHH
HHFOHH HHFCHH HHFGHH HHFQHH
HHFAHH HHFÆHH
HHPAHH HHPÆHH
HHSYHH HHYSHH
HHBTHH HHLTHH HHRTHH
HHBVHH HHLVHH HHPVHH HHRVHH HHGVHH
HHBWHH HHLWHH HHPWHH HHRWHH HHGWHH
HHBXHH HHLXHH HHPXHH HHRXHH HHGXHH
HHBYHH HHLYHH HHPYHH HHRYHH HHGYHH
HHFJHH HHPJHH HHTJHH HHVJHH HHWJHH HHYJHH
HHLUHH HHRUHH
HHAAHH HHLAHH HHRAHH HHKAHH

Cap to Lower

Fannon Kannon Pannon Tannon Vannon Wannon Yannon
Fcnnon Kcnnon Pcnnon Tcnnon Vcnnon Wcnnon Xcnnon Ycnnon
Fdnnon Kdnnon Pdnnon Tdnnon Vdnnon Wdnnon Xdnnon Ydnnon
Fennon Kennon Pennon Tennon Vennon Wennon Xennon Yennon
Fqnnon Kqnnon Pqnnon Tqnnon Vqnnon Wqnnon Xqnnon Yqnnon
Fonnon Konnon Ponnon Tonnon Vonnon Wonnon Xonnon Yonnon
Fgnnon Kgnnon Pgnnon Tgnnon Vgnnon Wgnnon Xgnnon Ygnnon
Vinnon Winnon Yinnon
Tmnnon Vmnnon Wmnnon Ymnnon
Tnnnon Vnnnon Wnnnon Ynnnon
Tpnnon Vpnnon Wpnnon Ypnnon
Trnnon Vrnnon Wrnnon Yrnnon
Tsnnon Vsnnon Wsnnon Ysnnon
Atnnon Ytnnon
Funnon Kunnon Tunnon Vunnon Wunnon Yunnon Xunnon
Avnnon Kvnnon Lvnnon Tvnnon Vvnnon Yvnnon Xvnnon
Awnnon Kwnnon Lwnnon Twnnon Vwnnon Ywnnon Xwnnon
Txnnon Yxnnon
Aynnon Kynnon Lynnon Tynnon Vynnon Wynnon Yynnon Xynnon
Tznnon Yznnon

Lower to Lower

nonavnon nonvanon nonawnon nonwanon
nonovonon noncvcnon nonevenon nonbvdnon nonpvqnon
nonowonon noncwcnon nonewenon nonbwdnon nonpwqnon
nonoxonon noncxcnon nonexenon nonbxdnon nonpxqnon
nonoyonon noncycnon noneyenon nonbydnon nonpyqnon
nonkonon nonkcnon nonkenon nonkdnon nonkqnon
nonranon nonronon nonrcnon nonrenon nonrdnon nonrqnon
nonofonon noncfcnon nonefenon nonbfdnon nonpfqnon
nonotonon nonctcnon nonetenon nonbtdnon nonptqnon

Caps and punctuation

HH‘AHH HHA’HH HH’AHH HH‘OHH HHO’HH HH’OHH HHL’HH
HH“AHH HHA”HH HH”AHH HH“OHH HHO”HH HH”OHH HHL”HH
HH'A'HH HH'O'HH HHL'HH HH"A"HH HH"O"HH HHL"HH
HH*A*HH HH*O*HH HHL*HH
HH.O.HH HH.T.HH HH.U.HH HH.V.HH HH.W.HH HH.Y.HH
HHD.HH HHF.HH HHP.HH
HH,O,HH HH,T,HH HH,U,HH HH,V,HH HH,W,HH HH,Y,HH
HHD,HH HHF,HH HHP,HH
HHK-HH HHL-HH
HH-T-HH HH-V-HH HH-W-HH HH-X-HH HH-Y-HH HH-Z-HH
HHT:HH HHV:HH HHW:HH HHY:HH
HHT;HH HHV;HH HHW;HH HHY;HH
HH¿JHH HH¡JHH

Lower and punctuation

nn.f.nn nn.o.nn nn.v.nn nn.w.nn nn.y.nn nnr.nn
nn,f,nn nn,o,nn nn,v,nn nn,w,nn nn,y,nn nnr,nn
nonf*non nonf?non non(f)non non[f]non non{f}non
nonf'non nonf"non nonf’non nonf”non nonf‘non nonf“non
non¿jnon non(j)non non[j]non non{j}non
nonk-non nonr-non non-x-non
non’snon

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If ANYONE wishes to believe me a little loony—which, might be possible, considering that I have quite intentionally made a considerable effort to insinuate that possibility indubitably—may now consider the preceding—as well as the following—proof more or less conclusive. Trust me on this.

The glyph most representative of what 666 is alleged to represent is…$

Why? Because a money-changer (who changes money in the opposite direction from which Jesus would, I figure, do) walked into a temple (in name only; details to follow) which, I suspect, is Christian in name only (doh!), declared that all the money in the temple was Caesar's (if he gets the job and, brother, is Mitt THE right tool for the right job; details to follow), all of which should—again, predicated on the ridiculous notion that I have a clue what Jesus would actually do in any given situation, much less this: if what I can only assume to be true from the so-called reality which ALMOST everyone else on the planet is true, then Jesus has every right to be pissed—as he is alleged to have done in the only “credible” source on the subject, written by profits (this is NOT a typo) who profited ($ or functional equivalent) by peddling every word that they put into the mouth of God is the Absolute Gospel Truth (math majors: prove the inevitability of the conclusions, based on the premises).

And who profits from the word of the prophets who peddle the profits based on the most advantageous “Word of God”?

Who allegedly knew that money only had as much power as you give it (which, according to the Supreme Court—who look nothing like the Supremes, nor as they nearly as smart in ANY sense of the word) is UNLIMITED—simply if you believe it? Who buys every word of it here—every time they get an inkling that the “big money guys” will screw with them…personally, by helping…me?…in ANY way…even to the point of denying me a free beer? Doh! Duh! I still find it amusing.

So, I figure: believe in God (who is Love) or believe in 666, which is $. Each is as real as you believe it to be (welcome to the internet: Marshall MacLuhan WARNED it would be spell-binding). Believe in Heaven on Earth (could it REALLY be ANYWHERE else?); or believe in Hell: right here, right now, QED. Tragedy? Comedy? Happy ending? Or the end of the world? Or believe that loon Ron Paul? John Lennon was pretty much right, every time he opened his mouth—and he wound up dead. So did Jesus—but he had a hell of an out, which I no longer have any credible reason is true, since it’s based on making a profit from people killing themselves as quickly as possible. Devout Muslims score big-time on this one; however, a true believer is a true believer, no matter which words you use—which a true Muslin was so openly joyous when he missed the first chance to share the truths of his heart with someone as nutty as to walk into an Indian restaurant, run by Pakistani Muslims who were fasting for Ramadan but could NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES accept a NON-ALCOHOLIC—0.0% (Halal++), bought from the corner grocery the owner’s Muslim brother ran and have the temerity to ask anyone to not share a beer in exchanging for confessing the things his heart which he believes to be ABSOLUTELY TRUE…

Well, imagine my joy on such a chance (not a chance) meeting in which we placed our hands on each other’s hearts and testified…

Precisely the same words, except…I did so in English, and he did so in Urdu (lucky for me, you and the whole world, potentially), only in different words. Duh. Doh. Uh-oh.

God gave you free will: exercise and create the future, or relive the past (Go, George Santayana!). If you have been paying attention, I have given you no choice: toast my old man in Wilwaukee and take the pledge (available online—if you can find it), or the world ends…your $666$ way. Who are you going to believe? Well, if Lozos will deliver the rimshot: me. If you can’t take a joke, I am dying anyway. Which is inevitable and hopeless—unless it isn’t and Alan Watts is right. And if NOBODY can take this joke…the punchline is inevitable eight ways to Sunday: cash, credit, as unreal as possible (preferably ACH!!!), but only Amex under very special circumstances…like, when Hell freezes over.

P.S. As soon as lightning strikes twice in the same place (God only know that) at some time (ditto), either Cassandra (probably) or Tinkerbelle (I hope) will get the predicted ending. Scholarly folk: clue them in and, in this context, the context of the former is important, because the context is actually where reality started getting taken out of context, which is reality—precisely as nature intended it.

Make a copy quick: Western Civilization is going down if I, personally, as God has made abundantly clear through his one and only non-profit prophet (I did not ask for this job) if one sober person in this joint will not at least OFFER to buy me a beer, for fear of pissing off the big money which exists only because you believe in money, but you do not believe in Love. Or free beer. No joke. Seriously.

P.S. In case anyone doubts that I might have reason to be paranoid.

On paper is still real; going viral is not confined to the internet. I got back-up: Army, Navy, former Maximum Security Prison guard, regular folks, large muscular black men, dogs, regular folk—peppered all over. Take us all on (you MAY already know who they are) if you can find them (disregard previous message), or wipe us all out.

Caution: Mormon virgins nearby. Sacrifice them and PROVE just how barbaric you aren't. Even if this message never actually reaches the internet (I firmly believe that almost anything is possible, but prefer to assign as little credibility to the uncomfortable stuff, unless given credible reason to believe so), it got through to the right folks. If so, wipe us out—I have made a pretty good case where the impossible might inevitably happen, only now the time is the only issue. Proofs of this promise supposedly existed in the White House when I tossed it out. If it turns up not to be there, tell me something I might not have anticipated. Because what I don't know will, in fact kill me—but (yo, Fred) what does not kill me…

Pray I am wrong and I am dead. Pray I am right, and do it the right way—to God, who must necessarily exist in order to pray. Doh!

Rimshot, dammit! Or gunshot. Or freak lightning from nowhere, or plausible probability of something kinda like it. I did ask for it, didn't I? Language people: decipher this before 666 does...

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